More Seasonal Jokes
- The Thanksgiving turkey took forty-five minutes longer than the recipe promised, same as every year, no lessons learned.
- The kids' summer boredom peaked exactly three days after school ended, right on schedule.
- The school's holiday concert program listed forty minutes. It ran ninety, mostly due to unscheduled bathroom breaks.
- The kids' snowman-building ambitions always exceed the actual available snow by a wide margin.
- The Easter photos this year feature one child mid-tantrum in every single frame, unavoidably.
- The neighborhood's July heatwave turned the entire block into one shared, informal pool party by unspoken agreement.