More Seasonal Jokes
- The kids' back-to-school shopping list somehow always includes one item the store discontinued years ago.
- The family's annual apple pie competition has resulted in at least one minor kitchen fire nearly every year.
- The neighborhood kids' summer lemonade stand competition has quietly escalated into a genuine pricing war.
- The kids' summer reading log gets filled out with suspicious enthusiasm approximately one day before it's due.
- The Labor Day cookout involved three separate grilling opinions and exactly one person actually willing to grill.
- The kids' costume choices this Halloween changed four times in the final week, each pick more elaborate than the last.