More Seasonal Jokes
- The kids' summer reading log gets filled out with suspicious enthusiasm approximately one day before it's due.
- The Labor Day cookout involved three separate grilling opinions and exactly one person actually willing to grill.
- The kids' costume choices this Halloween changed four times in the final week, each pick more elaborate than the last.
- The neighborhood's winter sledding hill has an unofficial ranking system based purely on bravado and no actual skill.
- The family's Fourth of July potato salad recipe is a closely guarded secret that changes slightly, unofficially, every year.
- The school science fair volcano tradition continues unbroken, generation after generation, baking soda supply undiminished.