More Seasonal Jokes
- The neighborhood's Halloween decorating has escalated to the point where one house now requires its own parking attendant.
- The family's annual holiday card photo attempt required four locations, two costume changes, and one small meltdown, mine.
- The kids' spring break wish list included a trip to Disney World and, separately, a trampoline, with no sense of scale.
- The neighborhood's Easter egg hunt has quietly become a competitive sport among the dads, more than the kids at this point.
- The family's summer road trip 'are we there yet' count reached double digits before we'd even left the driveway.
- The neighborhood kids' snow fort rivalry has developed genuine diplomatic tension involving territorial boundaries.