More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Thanksgiving seating chart quietly separates certain relatives every year, for everyone's benefit.
- The family's holiday movie tradition has been the same three films on rotation for a full decade, unquestioned.
- The kids spent the whole snow day building an elaborate fort that melted within a single afternoon of unexpected sun.
- The family's homemade Valentine's cards this year featured more glitter than actual sentiment, structurally speaking.
- The neighborhood's Fourth of July block party has an unofficial hierarchy based entirely on who owns the biggest grill.
- The family's Halloween pumpkin carving competition has a judging panel of exactly one very biased grandmother.