More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific squeak the shopping cart makes that guarantees at least one stranger will glance over sympathetically.
- There's an entire cabinet dedicated to travel mugs, none of which we ever actually take traveling.
- There's a specific hum the refrigerator makes at 3am that I've come to think of as a lullaby, against my will.
- The junk drawer's rubber band collection has grown large enough to concern a small office supply store.
- There's a specific tone of voice reserved for when the Wi-Fi goes out mid-video-call that the whole family recognizes instantly.
- There's a shoebox in the closet labeled 'important documents' that contains mostly old birthday cards and one expired coupon.