More One Liner Jokes
- There's a shoebox in the closet labeled 'important documents' that contains mostly old birthday cards and one expired coupon.
- There's a specific drawer that sticks unless you lift slightly while pulling, a skill passed down like folklore in this house.
- There's a hook by the door meant for keys that has never once actually held keys, purely decorative at this point.
- There's a light switch in the hallway that controls absolutely nothing, and yet the family still flips it out of habit.
- There's a specific setting on the thermostat labeled simply 'compromise' that neither of us actually agreed to.
- The garage door opener has a fifty percent success rate on the first try, and everyone's just made peace with the second attempt.