More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific setting on the thermostat labeled simply 'compromise' that neither of us actually agreed to.
- The garage door opener has a fifty percent success rate on the first try, and everyone's just made peace with the second attempt.
- The basement light has flickered the same way for two years, and everyone's agreed it's now just part of the ambiance.
- The shopping cart with the crooked wheel always ends up in my hands, no matter how carefully I select one.
- There's a permanent dent in the couch cushion shaped exactly like a very specific relaxed posture, mine.
- My grocery list app and my actual grocery cart have almost nothing in common by the time I reach checkout.