More Workplace Jokes
- The office's new wellness program consists of one email a week suggesting we drink more water.
- The office's 'no meeting Fridays' policy has already been overruled by three separate 'quick syncs.'
- The company's new badge system locked me out of my own building for a full twenty minutes on my first day back from vacation.
- The office's shared printer has a personal vendetta against anyone trying to print in color.
- The team retro meeting keeps surfacing the same three complaints every single sprint, unresolved, like clockwork.
- The office's new hire orientation forgot to mention where the bathrooms are, which felt like the most important part.