More Workplace Jokes
- The office's shared printer has a personal vendetta against anyone trying to print in color.
- The team retro meeting keeps surfacing the same three complaints every single sprint, unresolved, like clockwork.
- The office's new hire orientation forgot to mention where the bathrooms are, which felt like the most important part.
- The office holiday potluck sign-up sheet has one name down for 'plates and napkins' every single year, unfailingly.
- The office's new time-off request form takes longer to fill out than most of the vacations it's approving.
- There's a specific squeak the office chair makes that has become an unofficial alarm for when I'm about to fall asleep at my desk.