More Workplace Jokes
- The office's shared Google Doc has forty-seven suggested edits from someone who's never once actually finished a task.
- The office's annual review cycle takes longer to complete than most of the actual projects being reviewed.
- The office's new expense app rejected my coffee receipt but approved a much larger, more questionable lunch.
- The office's new seating chart put me directly across from the loudest phone-talker on the floor, on purpose, I'm convinced.
- The office coffee pot ran empty during the exact meeting where I most needed it, without fail, every single time.
- The office's monthly newsletter has a joke section that nobody submits to except one persistent, unbothered intern.