More Workplace Jokes
- The office's new expense app rejected my coffee receipt but approved a much larger, more questionable lunch.
- The office's new seating chart put me directly across from the loudest phone-talker on the floor, on purpose, I'm convinced.
- The office coffee pot ran empty during the exact meeting where I most needed it, without fail, every single time.
- The office's monthly newsletter has a joke section that nobody submits to except one persistent, unbothered intern.
- The office's shared spreadsheet has a tab labeled 'DO NOT DELETE' that nobody remembers the actual purpose of.
- The office's mandatory diversity training video hasn't been updated since a haircut trend that clearly dates it precisely.