More Workplace Jokes
- The office's annual budget planning cycle takes three months to produce a spreadsheet everyone ignores by February.
- The office's new badge photos were taken with terrible lighting, and now everyone looks vaguely like a wanted poster.
- The office's parking validation machine has been broken for six months, and morale has quietly absorbed the cost.
- The office's group chat has a running joke that's been going for two years and has completely lost its original meaning.
- The office's shared drive has folders within folders within folders, and nobody alive knows where anything actually is.
- The office's new hoteling desk system means I now carry my entire life in a rolling bag, like a very confused traveling salesman.