More Workplace Jokes
- The office elevator has been 'temporarily out of service' for what is now approaching a permanent state of being.
- The office's mandatory ergonomics assessment recommended a chair that costs more than my actual desk.
- The office's shared calendar shows three people 'out of office' on a Tuesday for reasons nobody's questioning anymore.
- The office's new hybrid schedule means Tuesdays have somehow become the most contested day of the week.
- The office's annual health fair booth handed out pamphlets nobody reads next to a blood pressure machine nobody trusts.
- The office's new coffee machine requires a five-step process and still somehow produces a worse cup than the old one.