More Workplace Jokes
- The office's new hybrid schedule means Tuesdays have somehow become the most contested day of the week.
- The office's annual health fair booth handed out pamphlets nobody reads next to a blood pressure machine nobody trusts.
- The office's new coffee machine requires a five-step process and still somehow produces a worse cup than the old one.
- The office's mandatory fire drill happened during the exact meeting everyone was secretly hoping to escape anyway.
- The office's team lunch order somehow gets one item wrong every single time, and everyone's just quietly accepted it.
- The office's new hot-desk policy resulted in three people claiming the same seat by unspoken squatter's rights.