More Workplace Jokes
- The office's new hot-desk policy resulted in three people claiming the same seat by unspoken squatter's rights.
- The office's fire alarm test happened without warning during the one presentation I'd actually prepared thoroughly for.
- The office's new dress code memo used the phrase 'business casual' four times without ever actually defining it.
- The office's break room has a sign about labeling your food in the fridge that gets ignored with real consistency.
- The office's monthly all-hands always runs long specifically during the segment nobody actually asked for.
- The office's shared printer queue has a document that's been stuck 'printing' for three days with no signs of progress.