More Workplace Jokes
- The office's shared printer queue has a document that's been stuck 'printing' for three days with no signs of progress.
- The office's team-building escape room booking got cancelled twice before finally happening, which felt fitting.
- The office's return-to-office memo used the word 'exciting' in a way that felt statistically improbable given the context.
- The office's kitchen has a communal spice rack that's ninety percent expired and ten percent mysteriously unlabeled.
- The office chair has a wheel that sticks in exactly one direction, permanently steering me toward the printer.
- The office's new badge system beeps disapprovingly at me specifically, every single morning, for reasons unknown.