More Workplace Jokes
- The office's new badge system beeps disapprovingly at me specifically, every single morning, for reasons unknown.
- The office's annual survey results get presented in a slide nobody reads, right before lunch, every single year.
- The office's shared kitchen sponge has clearly outlived its intended purpose, and yet it remains, undiscussed.
- The office's new expense software takes longer to file a report in than the trip itself took to complete.
- The office's break room microwave has a sticker warning about popcorn that clearly predates the microwave itself.
- The office's mandatory password change policy resulted in seventeen sticky notes I'd rather not discuss.