More Workplace Jokes
- The office's new time-off request form takes longer to fill out than most of the vacations it's approving.
- There's a specific squeak the office chair makes that has become an unofficial alarm for when I'm about to fall asleep at my desk.
- The office's shared Google Doc has forty-seven suggested edits from someone who's never once actually finished a task.
- The office's annual review cycle takes longer to complete than most of the actual projects being reviewed.
- The office's new expense app rejected my coffee receipt but approved a much larger, more questionable lunch.
- The office's new seating chart put me directly across from the loudest phone-talker on the floor, on purpose, I'm convinced.