More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Fourth of July watermelon seed spitting contest has escalated into genuine, documented record-keeping.
- The family's summer road trip games rotation has narrowed down to exactly one that doesn't end in an argument.
- The family's holiday fruitcake keeps getting regifted between relatives, unopened, for reasons nobody questions anymore.
- The family's back-to-school photo tradition on the front porch has documented a full decade of height differences.
- I bought a compost bin with good intentions. It's currently just a slightly more official trash can.
- The family's autumn apple orchard trip always ends with more apples than anyone has a real plan for using.