More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's back-to-school night involved four classrooms, two staircases, and one very confused parent, me.
- The family's holiday gingerbread house has, for the third year running, been more glue than actual candy.
- The neighborhood's holiday light display competition has one entrant who's clearly hired a professional, unofficially disqualifying.
- The family's summer sprinkler run has become an annual ritual marking the unofficial start of the season.
- The family's Labor Day picnic table got claimed by ants within minutes of setting anything down, every year.
- The family's autumn hay ride ended with everyone smelling faintly of straw for the rest of the evening.