More Seasonal Jokes
- The neighborhood's holiday light display competition has one entrant who's clearly hired a professional, unofficially disqualifying.
- The family's summer sprinkler run has become an annual ritual marking the unofficial start of the season.
- The family's Labor Day picnic table got claimed by ants within minutes of setting anything down, every year.
- The family's autumn hay ride ended with everyone smelling faintly of straw for the rest of the evening.
- The family's New Year's fireworks viewing spot on the roof has become a genuinely risky annual tradition, unofficially.
- The family's Halloween pumpkin spice everything phase starts earlier every single year, now creeping into August.