More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Halloween pumpkin spice everything phase starts earlier every single year, now creeping into August.
- The family's spring break destination debate lasted longer than the trip itself ended up being.
- The family's Labor Day final swim of the season always feels colder than everyone remembers agreeing to.
- The family's Thanksgiving table decorations grew more elaborate every year until someone finally suggested simplifying, unsuccessfully.
- The family's winter break trip to visit relatives involved four flights, two layovers, and one very memorable meltdown, mine.
- The neighborhood's Independence Day potluck always somehow ends up with six different types of potato salad, unplanned.