More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Thanksgiving table decorations grew more elaborate every year until someone finally suggested simplifying, unsuccessfully.
- The family's winter break trip to visit relatives involved four flights, two layovers, and one very memorable meltdown, mine.
- The neighborhood's Independence Day potluck always somehow ends up with six different types of potato salad, unplanned.
- The family's Easter brunch this year involved a ham that took two hours longer than planned, throwing off the entire schedule.
- The family's summer garden harvest produced more zucchini than any household could reasonably use, gifted to every neighbor.
- The family's Halloween candy audit this year revealed one sibling had been secretly trading up for weeks, undetected until now.