More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Halloween candy audit this year revealed one sibling had been secretly trading up for weeks, undetected until now.
- The family's Labor Day parade watching tradition moved indoors this year due to rain, and honestly, nobody complained.
- The family's corn maze visit ended with one very confident wrong turn and a fifteen-minute detour.
- The neighborhood's winter snowball stockpile got raided overnight by persons unknown, an ongoing investigation.
- The family's Christmas Eve tradition of driving around to look at lights always ends with someone falling asleep in the back seat.
- The family's New Year's resolutions this year were, for the first time, refreshingly modest and mostly achievable.