More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Christmas Eve tradition of driving around to look at lights always ends with someone falling asleep in the back seat.
- The family's New Year's resolutions this year were, for the first time, refreshingly modest and mostly achievable.
- The family's winter coat rotation happens the same week every year, right after the first genuinely cold morning.
- The family's spring cleaning finally reached the hall closet, revealing three coats nobody remembers buying.
- The family's summer's-end tradition of one last barbecue always feels bittersweet, marking the unofficial close of the season.
- The family's holiday season officially begins the moment the first string of lights goes up, by unanimous unspoken agreement.