More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's summer's-end tradition of one last barbecue always feels bittersweet, marking the unofficial close of the season.
- The family's holiday season officially begins the moment the first string of lights goes up, by unanimous unspoken agreement.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
- I decorated the whole house for Christmas by myself. My wife said it looked like the tree threw up on the living room.
- I asked the Easter Bunny for a raise. He said he only works for eggsposure.
- I tried to catch fog yesterday for Halloween decorations. Mist.