More Seasonal Jokes
- I tried to catch fog yesterday for Halloween decorations. Mist.
- I put up the Christmas lights in fifteen minutes this year. Untangling them took until March.
- I carved a pumpkin that looked exactly like my neighbor. He wasn't flattered, but the crows loved it.
- I wrapped my dad's Father's Day gift in a map. He still hasn't found it.
- I tried to organize a Thanksgiving parade. It turned into a procrastination.
- I put up mistletoe over the fridge this year. It's the only kiss I'm guaranteed to get from my family.