More Seasonal Jokes
- I put up the Christmas lights in fifteen minutes this year. Untangling them took until March.
- I carved a pumpkin that looked exactly like my neighbor. He wasn't flattered, but the crows loved it.
- I wrapped my dad's Father's Day gift in a map. He still hasn't found it.
- I tried to organize a Thanksgiving parade. It turned into a procrastination.
- I put up mistletoe over the fridge this year. It's the only kiss I'm guaranteed to get from my family.
- I tried to make a snowman by myself this year. It came out looking like an abstract art project titled 'Regret.'