More Seasonal Jokes
- I wrapped my dad's Father's Day gift in a map. He still hasn't found it.
- I tried to organize a Thanksgiving parade. It turned into a procrastination.
- I put up mistletoe over the fridge this year. It's the only kiss I'm guaranteed to get from my family.
- I tried to make a snowman by myself this year. It came out looking like an abstract art project titled 'Regret.'
- I bought fireworks for the Fourth of July. The neighbors thought I was starting a small, poorly-planned war.
- I told the kids Santa uses a GPS. Now they think reindeer have data plans.