More Seasonal Jokes
- I tried to give my wife a Valentine's gift that says 'World's Okayest Husband.' She said it was accurate, which hurt more than I expected.
- My Halloween costume budget this year was a bedsheet and my dignity. I regret nothing except my dignity.
- I asked my kids to help carve the turkey this Thanksgiving. We now have a turkey shaped like several smaller turkeys.
- I dressed as a ghost for Halloween. Very low effort, but I really committed to the boo.
- I tried to plan a surprise New Year's party. Nobody was surprised, mostly because I can't keep a secret for longer than a week.
- I tried making a gingerbread house this year. The building inspector, also me, condemned it immediately.