More Seasonal Jokes
- I dressed as a ghost for Halloween. Very low effort, but I really committed to the boo.
- I tried to plan a surprise New Year's party. Nobody was surprised, mostly because I can't keep a secret for longer than a week.
- I tried making a gingerbread house this year. The building inspector, also me, condemned it immediately.
- I asked my kids to help wrap presents this year. Now half the living room is taped to the couch.
- I bought fireworks that promised a spectacular show. What I got was one sad fizzle and a very confused cat.
- I tried to catch the Easter Bunny on camera this year. Turns out he's surprisingly camera shy for someone who hides eggs professionally.