More Seasonal Jokes
- The neighborhood's Easter egg hunt organizer color-codes the eggs by age group, a level of planning I deeply respect.
- The family's winter break board game marathon ended, predictably, in a dispute over the rules to a game nobody fully remembered.
- The neighborhood's back-to-school photo tradition results in one kid crying in every single frame, without fail.
- The family's Labor Day weekend plans always start ambitious and end with everyone on the couch by Sunday afternoon.
- The kids' first day of school outfit gets planned a week in advance and abandoned entirely by 7am for pajama pants.
- The neighborhood's autumn leaf pile competition has escalated to genuinely impressive, structurally sound heights.