More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's spring cleaning list has one item that's been carried over from the fall list, untouched.
- The neighborhood's Fourth of July committee meeting ran longer than most of the actual celebrations it was planning.
- The family's winter break sledding injuries are tracked informally, year over year, like a very concerning statistic.
- The family's Easter Sunday outfit coordination fell apart the moment anyone tried to actually match colors.
- The family's Thanksgiving leftovers get repurposed into at least four separate meals before anyone admits they're done.
- The family's summer swim lessons involved more negotiation about goggles than actual swimming, most days.