More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's winter break ski trip involved more time in the lodge than on the slopes, by design, mostly.
- The family's Easter egg hunt has a rule that older kids must find fewer eggs, which they consider deeply unjust.
- The neighborhood's holiday cookie swap has become a genuinely competitive event, judged silently but very seriously.
- The family's summer garage sale pricing strategy involved rounding everything to either a dollar or five dollars, no exceptions.
- The family's Fourth of July neighborhood parade entry featured a decorated wagon and a level of pride disproportionate to the effort.
- The family's back-to-school lunch packing enthusiasm from week one had fully evaporated by the second Tuesday.