More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Fourth of July neighborhood parade entry featured a decorated wagon and a level of pride disproportionate to the effort.
- The family's back-to-school lunch packing enthusiasm from week one had fully evaporated by the second Tuesday.
- The neighborhood's Labor Day softball game has rules that shift depending entirely on who's currently losing.
- The family's spring break camping reservation got double-booked, resolved only after a genuinely tense phone call.
- The family's Thanksgiving pie count has grown every year to accommodate an ever-expanding list of individual preferences.
- The family's summer barbecue guest count keeps growing, but nobody's updated the amount of food being planned.