More Seasonal Jokes
- The kids' Valentine's box for the class had more glitter glue structural failure than actual valentines inside it.
- The neighborhood's fall leaf-raking has become an unofficial competitive event judged entirely by pile height.
- The family's Christmas Eve tradition of one present each has, over the years, quietly expanded to several.
- The family's Easter dinner menu has been identical for eleven years, and nobody's willing to be the one who changes it.
- The neighborhood's back-to-school bus stop routine has an unofficial pecking order established entirely by seniority.
- The family's Labor Day cookout menu debate lasted longer than the actual cooking process by a wide margin.