More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Christmas Eve tradition of one present each has, over the years, quietly expanded to several.
- The family's Easter dinner menu has been identical for eleven years, and nobody's willing to be the one who changes it.
- The neighborhood's back-to-school bus stop routine has an unofficial pecking order established entirely by seniority.
- The family's Labor Day cookout menu debate lasted longer than the actual cooking process by a wide margin.
- The family's holiday gift wrapping station has a strict no-tape-wasting rule that gets violated within minutes.
- The family's Halloween candy sorting ritual involves separate piles by brand, then a second round of trading negotiations.