More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Thanksgiving pie count has grown every year to accommodate an ever-expanding list of individual preferences.
- The family's summer barbecue guest count keeps growing, but nobody's updated the amount of food being planned.
- The kids' Valentine's box for the class had more glitter glue structural failure than actual valentines inside it.
- The neighborhood's fall leaf-raking has become an unofficial competitive event judged entirely by pile height.
- The family's Christmas Eve tradition of one present each has, over the years, quietly expanded to several.
- The family's Easter dinner menu has been identical for eleven years, and nobody's willing to be the one who changes it.