More Seasonal Jokes
- The neighborhood's spring flower show has an unofficial rivalry between two gardeners that's been simmering for a decade.
- The family's summer lake trip requires a packing list that's grown to include items for every conceivable weather scenario.
- The family's Fourth of July flag display gets slightly more elaborate every year, purely through competitive momentum.
- The family's back-to-school lunch packing routine has settled into the same five options on strict, unbending rotation.
- The family's holiday ornament collection has grown to include several genuinely questionable handmade additions over the years.
- The family's Labor Day weekend getaway budget always ends up double the original estimate, without exception.