More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Labor Day weekend getaway budget always ends up double the original estimate, without exception.
- The family's Easter photo tradition on the porch has captured an unbroken decade-long record of squinting into the sun.
- The family's autumn bonfire tradition requires exactly one uncle telling the same ghost story, word for word, every year.
- The neighborhood's winter chili cook-off has an unofficial spice-level arms race that's gotten genuinely dangerous.
- The family's Memorial Day cookout guest list has quietly expanded to include neighbors who were never formally invited.
- The family's spring garden planting always includes one vegetable nobody actually likes, purchased purely on optimism.