More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Memorial Day cookout guest list has quietly expanded to include neighbors who were never formally invited.
- The family's spring garden planting always includes one vegetable nobody actually likes, purchased purely on optimism.
- The family's Halloween candy count this year set a new household record, immediately followed by a new sugar-crash record.
- The family's Thanksgiving parade viewing tradition has quietly shifted from watching live to watching a recording later.
- The family's spring break vacation photos are ninety percent sunsets and ten percent everyone looking exhausted.
- The family's New Year's Day tradition of writing goals on index cards has produced a decade's worth of unread cards.