More Seasonal Jokes
- The Christmas card list gets shorter every year, mostly because I forget to buy stamps until it's already too late.
- The neighborhood snowball fight escalated into a strategic multi-front operation involving three yards and one very serious teenager.
- The Easter egg dye kit stained three fingers, one countertop, and one very confused cat.
- The graduation party balloon arch deflated a full day early, which felt like a metaphor nobody asked for.
- The neighborhood's competitive lawn care has escalated into an unofficial arms race involving specialized fertilizer.
- The costume store ran out of everything except a single, deeply unsettling clown mask by the time I got there.