More Seasonal Jokes
- The Easter egg dye kit stained three fingers, one countertop, and one very confused cat.
- The graduation party balloon arch deflated a full day early, which felt like a metaphor nobody asked for.
- The neighborhood's competitive lawn care has escalated into an unofficial arms race involving specialized fertilizer.
- The costume store ran out of everything except a single, deeply unsettling clown mask by the time I got there.
- The Fourth of July fireworks display in our backyard was ambitious in planning and modest in actual execution.
- The Halloween decorations went up before the Labor Day sales even ended, and somehow that felt appropriate this year.