More Seasonal Jokes
- The kids' Easter basket negotiations involved a formal trade agreement over specific candy types, brokered entirely by the youngest.
- The neighborhood's holiday light competition has quietly become a five-figure hobby for at least two households on our street.
- The school's spring concert ran long, mostly due to one extended recorder solo nobody rehearsed enough.
- The camping trip's 'we'll rough it' promise lasted exactly until someone remembered the portable Wi-Fi router.
- The kids' Halloween candy inventory gets audited nightly, by them, with real suspicion toward each other.
- The New Year's resolutions written on the whiteboard were quietly erased sometime in mid-February, unmourned.