More One Liner Jokes
- There's an ongoing debate in this house over whether the dog understands English or just responds to tone.
- There's a specific sigh I do when the printer jams that my whole family can now recognize from another floor.
- The family car has a specific rattle that only appears above sixty miles an hour, and only when it's inconvenient to investigate.
- There's a specific type of quiet that happens right before the kids confess to something, and I've learned to brace for it.
- There's a shelf in the garage dedicated entirely to paint cans with no labels, color unknown, purpose forgotten.
- There's a drawer of cables in this house for devices we no longer own, kept purely out of ancestral habit.