More One Liner Jokes
- There's a shelf in the garage dedicated entirely to paint cans with no labels, color unknown, purpose forgotten.
- There's a drawer of cables in this house for devices we no longer own, kept purely out of ancestral habit.
- There's a specific rattle in the ceiling fan that I've decided to interpret as character rather than a problem.
- The car's fuel gauge has claimed 'empty' for the last forty miles, and we're both just choosing to ignore it together.
- There's a specific squeak the shopping cart makes that guarantees at least one stranger will glance over sympathetically.
- There's an entire cabinet dedicated to travel mugs, none of which we ever actually take traveling.