More Seasonal Jokes
- Setting up the inflatable lawn Santa took forty minutes and three extension cords. It deflated by morning anyway.
- The graduation gown didn't fit right, so my son walked across the stage looking vaguely like a very proud tent.
- The annual family photo card gets sent out roughly six weeks after the holiday it was meant to celebrate.
- The camping trip checklist had forty-three items on it. We forgot the tent poles anyway.
- The kids' snow day announcement was met with the kind of celebration usually reserved for major sporting victories.
- The Thanksgiving table seating chart caused more tension than the actual family disagreements it was designed to prevent.