More Seasonal Jokes
- The kids' snow day announcement was met with the kind of celebration usually reserved for major sporting victories.
- The Thanksgiving table seating chart caused more tension than the actual family disagreements it was designed to prevent.
- The Halloween candy sorting negotiation between siblings lasted longer than the trick-or-treating itself.
- The New Year's resolution board on the fridge is written in optimistic marker and abandoned in realistic silence by February.
- The gingerbread house kit came with instructions that assumed a level of patience nobody in this house actually possesses.
- The Fourth of July cookout playlist is ninety percent one uncle's personal guitar solos, unsolicited.