More Seasonal Jokes
- The New Year's resolution board on the fridge is written in optimistic marker and abandoned in realistic silence by February.
- The gingerbread house kit came with instructions that assumed a level of patience nobody in this house actually possesses.
- The Fourth of July cookout playlist is ninety percent one uncle's personal guitar solos, unsolicited.
- The Christmas card list gets shorter every year, mostly because I forget to buy stamps until it's already too late.
- The neighborhood snowball fight escalated into a strategic multi-front operation involving three yards and one very serious teenager.
- The Easter egg dye kit stained three fingers, one countertop, and one very confused cat.